Friday, May 8, 2009

Now Where Is That Self-Cleaning Button?

Good Friday, everyone!

This post is a sad attempt at keeping me from having to do housework. You see, I have a house -- and for some reason, it is not self-cleaning. I believe I specifically ordered that function when we found the house plans and had this place built, but for some reason, it has never functioned as it should.

I am looking around this place this morning and much to my horror, the floors need mopping, the carpets need vacuuming, dishes won't get clean - no matter how long they are left in the sink, it is becoming ridiculous!! There is even dust on things -- how did it get there... and why isn't it just going away? Why must I have to actually do work around here - this is home after all -- somewhere to come to, relax, hang out with those I love -- why does it have to compel me to work all the time?

I could stay here and lament this horrible dish fate has set before me today, but since obviously the self-cleaning house has not been invented yet, I must leave you, my blog readers and go forth and clean. For the house it doth seem messy and the clothes they do need a-washin' and the child doth need attention!

Hope you have a great Friday...and you are not having to clean a house like I am!
Bev'

1 comment:

The Gang's Momma! said...

Haa haaa! This is why I love having teens :) They earn their keep, including all the food I buy and prepare, by cleaning on rotation now. Woooo hoooo!


NOT that I ever am totally happy with the quality of the work. But it's a lot easier to touch up their work than start from scratch each time ;)